Making the Earth Quake

Speaking of walking, I got what my friend Darian called 'marriage weight' (see fried chicken rap on my wife's blog). I've been struggling to get to the gym with all the overtime I've been working, but I still need to get into shape. My tum is a bit too large. You might look at my wife and I and not be sure which one of us is pregnant.

I don't know how much I weigh, so I should get a bathroom scale. The site Scales Etc. has lots of neat ones at a reasonable price. They have talking ones, in case you like hearing how massive you are instead of just reading it. They also got a really cool looking glass one that I dig. They even have one that looks kinda like a suit with buttoned pockets! That isn't its actually design, it just reminded on one.

In any case, if you feel the earth shake and stuff starts falling of your shelves and tables, don't worry, it is just me walking by because my wife is a really amazing cook.

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